linguisticamente falando..

Do you speak English?
~ Yes!
- Name?
~ Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
~ Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
~ Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
~ Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
~ Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
~ No, no! Deer runs too fast...